Misis: Hon, delayed ako sa regla ng one month. Pero wag mo ipagsabi nakakahiya.

(Kinabukasan may dumating na taga Meralco)

Meralco: Ma’am delayed po kayo, one month.
Misis: Ha!? Pano mo nalaman?
Meralco: Nasa record po.

Mister: Aba! Bakit nakarecord dyan na delayed ang misis ko?
Meralco: Kung gusto nyong mawala sa record, magbayad po kayo.
Mister: Kung ayoko?
Meralco: Edi puputulan ho namin kayo
Mister: Tarantado ka pala eh! Anong gagamitin ng misis ko!?
Meralco: Pwede naman po siyang gumamit ng kandila.

Kaya magbayad on time, para maka-iwas sa madilim na usapan.

“Di mo kailangang magmadali Tiene. Mahahanap mo rin yung taong para sa yo. Ako ba nagmadali? Dinivert ko lang yung attention ko sa iba without knowing na may darating pala para pasayahin ako.”

Text message niya kanina. Akala niya ang kinabubwisit ko kanina e ang pagiging single. (LOL) Eh kaya lang naman ako na-BV kasi walang makain dito sa bahay. Di ko talaga gets kung bakit niya sinabi yan hahaha.

They throw you stones because you are a good tree full of fruits. They see a lot of harvest in you. Don’t go down to their level by throwing them back the stones, but throw them your fruits so the seeds of yourself may inspire them to change their ways. 

• Hello thick books.
• Hello struggling calculator.
• Hello long worksheets.
• Hello BAON 

“In life, despite the imbecility of others who are already contented of ruining one’s life, what we can all do is just take them as haters, forget them, keep on smiling and shining, because in time, they’ll get their life and monstrously chase it. Crap are the people who are already happy for making themselves idiots of today.”

Ako: Ang lamig ng hangin.

Friend 1: Hindi mainit, lapnos nga balat ko e.

Ako: Hug niyo ako… :l

Friend 2: PBB TEENS? PBB TEENS?? HUG MO KO HUG MO KO

Friend 1: Uso yan. Haha.

Is this the consequence of loving without being loved back? She’s the reason why I can’t fall in love again. To tell you the truth, I’m afraid to fall in love again… Because I don’t want to feel the same way once more… That feeling of being rejected. I’d rather be friendzoned if that’s the case. I bet no man would like his loved one to just walk out of his life and feel like he was just a total stranger across the street.

Tama na nga ang arte, magfocus na lang tayo at malapit na ang pasukan.

Cover ng ate ko sa BSA dati.  CPA na siya ngayon pero sideline pa rin niya ang pagkanta. =)

Siya: HOY. Anong ginagawa mo?

Ako: Nagsasagot ng P1.

Siya: Ano yung P1?

Ako: Practical Accounting One, yung pinagsamang Financial Accounting One, Two and Three.

Siya: Tangina. Kapag hindi mo yan binitawan mababaog kang hayup ka! 

Ako: (Binato ang libro ang calculator) Bwisit ka! :D